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what your friends do when your crush walks in

crowleyslittleminion:

Well, this was a surprising, yet pleasant addition to my dash. :3

defranco:

Trey is probably the cutest baby in the world. (X)

troyesivanandstarbucks:

I have never related so much to something.

troyesivanandstarbucks:

I have never related so much to something.

foreveralone-lyguy:

the-fault-in-our-deathstar:

The very first fucking card

nostalgia pack

huffpostcomedy:

Same.
A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart.
Ed Sheeran (via fauhxy)
If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living.
Vargus  (via intensional)

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

darning-socks:

you learn to take the little victories

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.