cheriseb0mb:

This picture never fails to make me un-depressed… *sigh*

emotionalassbutt:

jared, you sassy little shit

lokilovers:

stephthebrave:

You don’t even need to ask what show this relates to.

Well, we know it’s not Sherlock.

callingallasians:

callingallasians:

The light bulb symbolizes our thoughts and how over-thinking can kill us.

This is actually genius.

One of my favorite pictures on tumblr

My thoughts are slowing killing me.

Each day my thoughts are killing me.

bringing my old post backkkkk

aesthetically-insane:

Sometimes, I wake up from a deep sleep with dried drool coming out the side of my mouth. And then I realize that someday, someone is going to wake up next to me, seeing that. And they are going to think it’s cute.

And that’s just fucking weird.

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

tastefullyoffensive:

tardispants: I hope they get their dog back

transitionmarketing:

Finally! A store that understand my bowels! Here is a hilarious example of why shop and smallbusiness storefront upkeep is important!

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED